[Simon whips around, doing his best to cover himself with one stupid hand, although his pathetic rat wang is all he's able hide. Despite the copious amount of time Simon spends at the gym and in the outskirts brawling with a varied assortment of cyberpunk hooligans, he has yet to feel confident in that pale, pasty skin of his. Chihiro will notice that his friend has made some considerable progress when it comes to filling out, sporting a broader set of shoulders and a more threatening pair of arms than when they first met. Sure, Simon may or may not have sent his fellow nerd a few posed snapshots of his so-called gains, but this is the first time that Chihiro (or anyone, for that matter) will be privy to all of them at once.]
So I-
[He inhales sharply, indicating that the combination of humiliation and the tightness of that accursed piece of fabric have made it difficult to breathe-]
Might've... Probably? Picked up the wrong size, hrgggh...
[Simon's nose and ears are the color of a cherry tomato, which can be attributed to the fact that he knows just how smart the other boy is. Of course he's gonna put two and two together as to why the blond suddenly got so curious about trying this stupid thing (thong??) on, especially since it was exactly the kind of piece Chihiro picked up the last time they went shopping for more comfortable (and manly) undergarments for the smaller boy.]
I would like to offer you the humblest of my apologies for this extremely sticky situation.
In exchange for your assistance, if you are indeed, uh, down-
[He coughs, clearing his throat. Oops, the bulge is probably moving, gomen chihiro, gomen merry!!! hello satan]
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Date: 2021-06-19 04:23 am (UTC)[Simon whips around, doing his best to cover himself with one stupid hand, although his pathetic rat wang is all he's able hide. Despite the copious amount of time Simon spends at the gym and in the outskirts brawling with a varied assortment of cyberpunk hooligans, he has yet to feel confident in that pale, pasty skin of his. Chihiro will notice that his friend has made some considerable progress when it comes to filling out, sporting a broader set of shoulders and a more threatening pair of arms than when they first met. Sure, Simon may or may not have sent his fellow nerd a few posed snapshots of his so-called gains, but this is the first time that Chihiro (or anyone, for that matter) will be privy to all of them at once.]
So I-
[He inhales sharply, indicating that the combination of humiliation and the tightness of that accursed piece of fabric have made it difficult to breathe-]
Might've... Probably? Picked up the wrong size, hrgggh...
[Simon's nose and ears are the color of a cherry tomato, which can be attributed to the fact that he knows just how smart the other boy is. Of course he's gonna put two and two together as to why the blond suddenly got so curious about trying this stupid thing (thong??) on, especially since it was exactly the kind of piece Chihiro picked up the last time they went shopping for more comfortable (and manly) undergarments for the smaller boy.]
I would like to offer you the humblest of my apologies for this extremely sticky situation.
In exchange for your assistance, if you are indeed, uh, down-
[He coughs, clearing his throat. Oops, the bulge is probably moving, gomen chihiro, gomen merry!!! hello satan]
Dinner's on me. A-and, maybe breakfast, too...