[Truth be told, he wasn't expecting to get any hits on this thing. From what he's heard, it's even harder for guys, and he's no Prince Charming with an 8-pack.]
But I've never
[...Would it hurt to be honest? Simon takes a peek at this guy's profile. Alfred? He's not that much older either, or so he says.]
It did not occur to Simon that he could be referred to as pretty. Maybe this won't be truly horrible. If anything, there's no stakes. Actually, the stakes are negative.]
[ With his video turned off, he could relax a little. Exhale. Shake out his hands that had gotten a little sweaty. Something like this hadn't ever happened before. Most people really didn't even engage in a conversation with him, let alone successfully be propositioned by him. Or at least, successfully get them to come over to his apartment. It was time to pace and talk to himself cause he didn't really know what he was doing. He could be hospitable, for sure, but how do you go from that into the hot stuff? He wasn't sure. So, he aimlessly paces and nibbles on the knuckle of his index finger. What should they talk about? Should he go straight into conspiracy theories and aliens? What about comic books? Rock music? Food? Food. Food was always a good topic. Actually, he'll just make sure he has all of his snacks set out along with.. everything they'll need in case this goes well.
Aaaand, yeah, that's the door so he'll wiggle out his fingers and open up the door. ]
[poor alfred is hemming and hawing about this... and simon is just
he may as well be reading the poor boy's name off of smudged ink on his palm at this rate]
Yeah! That's me.
[He quirks a confused eyebrow in America's direction.
What he doesn't realize is, while he's not off-put by the other's appearance, he doesn't look like the kind of person who would make Simon Laurent feel anything strongly. To be fair, that's probably a good thing, considering that at the very least, there's no hatred or negative emotions here. Just teenage confusion. Simon steps inside, adjusting his left sleeve. Sure, he's secured a knife in there because he busted one of the holsters on in his belt parkouring or whatever (don't worry, it's sheathed), but he can't go on letting it get loose in there.]
[ Don't worry. Alfred's place is.. loaded.. with plenty of weapons. Plenty of guns. None of them are visible (besides maybe a shotgun for decoration) but for the most part his apartment would look like any place someone his age would have. It's not the cleanest— mostly unorganized and not like nastay or anything BUT he's got plenty of other stuff on his walls and shelves. Collectibles, comic books, MANY pop culture references. It's a bit of chaos. Chaos, but wealthy chaos. Like one of those articles with a millennial purchasing a home because of an inheritance.
He's not hesitant to take one of Simon's hands and shake it. Simon might notice his handshake is firm and strong. ]
Hell yeah, that's me! Come on, let's sit down and talk for a bit!
[ And as quick as that hand went to shake Simon's hand, he's not letting go of his hands guiding him to the futon he has in the living room with quite the impressive television set up. It's a huge screen.
As for his attire, he's extremely casual. Just a nice fitting, blue shirt with Captain America's shield on it and some denims. ]
What do you like? Did you bring your book with you?
[Simon's mouth hangs open in awe as he experiences a sensation that stuns him into silence, a mixture of bewilderment and nostalgia. This place is a lot less tidy than his own room, but it's similar, and full of many of the things he also loves. He's spend so much time honing his craft and bossing children around that he's forgotten the simple joy of meeting a new person, which he now recognizes that he does indeed miss.
While he doesn't say anything in response at first, America will notice that Simon doesn't let go of the other's hand, instead gingerly squeezing back and allowing himself to be dragged.]
[ While Alfred is usually oblivious to everything, he does take notice that Simon is observing his walls. His head tips to his shoulder, a closed lip but sincere smile on his face. He still hasn't let go of Simon's hand by the time they've seated themselves and steadies his other palm over the other blond's hand.
He's also affection starved. ]
Haha, it's okay, bud. You'll just have to show me another time, buuuut-- You like all the stuff on my walls? I've spent, like, years collecting it all.
[ By years, he means years. There's a lot of antiques in here. He just had a hard time of letting things go sometime. ]
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Date: 2021-05-09 12:11 pm (UTC)sure thing dude brah
like are there wizards n shit in it???
OH HERE WE GO...
Date: 2021-05-09 11:32 pm (UTC)[RIP, SLIMY FOOL
i really hate... ugh he is being disgusting and NECKBEARDY right out the gate]
But uh, spoiler alert? She's kind of the bad guy.
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Date: 2021-05-09 11:45 pm (UTC)just wondering
should i read it after we bang???
or before to get in da mood lolll
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Date: 2021-05-09 11:56 pm (UTC)Simon pours over that message several times, as if to make sure that he's reading things correctly-]
Wait, seriously?
Are you for real?
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Date: 2021-05-09 11:58 pm (UTC)this is tinder right?? kind what u do
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Date: 2021-05-10 12:02 am (UTC)[Truth be told, he wasn't expecting to get any hits on this thing. From what he's heard, it's even harder for guys, and he's no Prince Charming with an 8-pack.]
But I've never
[...Would it hurt to be honest? Simon takes a peek at this guy's profile. Alfred? He's not that much older either, or so he says.]
Is that a dealbreaker for you?
1/2
Date: 2021-05-10 12:08 am (UTC)everyone has been there!! like not having sex totes get it mang
rly just wanting ppl to hang out with and if they wanna get nastaaaaay hey im cool w dat too
ill be the best dick ever promise
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Date: 2021-05-10 12:10 am (UTC)BEST FUCK EVER***
but ig dick too i mean same principle
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Date: 2021-05-10 12:13 am (UTC)[The bravado is Questionable, but hey, he wants to get physical, so. That's something.]
Couldja send me a video or somethin' so I can make sure you're not some kinda serial killer?
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Date: 2021-05-10 12:48 am (UTC)daddy alfred gonna take good care of u okay
yea ok lemme hide my shredded abs so u don’t get too jealous
[ America, you’re actually a little squishy. Anyway, on goes the camera. He looks .. not like a killer. Just a big dork. Kind of nice too. ]
Haha, suuuuup.
SIMON WHY ARE YOU SO EASY SMH
Date: 2021-05-10 12:57 am (UTC)You're not lookin' for anything too serious, right?
[Maybe he can one and done this loser and just ghost him.]
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Date: 2021-05-10 01:20 am (UTC)[ Alfred pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose, as if hesitant to say something. ]
Um. I’m serious about a friendship thing but not really a relationship. Kinda prefer to be independent, you dig?
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Date: 2021-05-10 01:48 am (UTC)[A COMPLETE lie. Utterly and completely.]
So uh, when do you wanna do this thing?
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Date: 2021-05-10 04:52 am (UTC)[ 🇺🇸 ]
I have several places we could do it at too. Course, I have my apartment, but I also have a pretty big house.
A house that is white.
[ we are absolutely not fucking in the Oval Office... unless. ]
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Date: 2021-06-13 09:51 pm (UTC)[bc that's what he's guessing this guy's problem is]
Uh, whatever. Works for me.
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Date: 2021-06-14 02:10 am (UTC)[ wait what ]
So I'm just doing my own thing now! Anywhoodles, we can just meet at my apartment. I don't think you're quite ready for the house yet.
[ He sends the directions over. ]
Um.. yeah! Just give me a heads up when you're here, 'kay?
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Date: 2021-06-14 02:21 am (UTC)[this is why the Train is better blah blah apex blah]
And I thought my childhood was rough. Well, I guess you learn somethin' new every day.
Sounds good. See you later?
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Date: 2021-06-14 02:22 am (UTC)See you soon, pretty boy! Haha.. I'll leave the door unlocked!
[ He'll wave and finally disconnect from video. ]
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Date: 2021-06-14 02:24 am (UTC)It did not occur to Simon that he could be referred to as pretty. Maybe this won't be truly horrible. If anything, there's no stakes. Actually, the stakes are negative.]
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Date: 2021-06-14 02:40 am (UTC)Aaaand, yeah, that's the door so he'll wiggle out his fingers and open up the door. ]
H..
Heyhey!! Sii-iimon, right?
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Date: 2021-06-14 02:47 am (UTC)he may as well be reading the poor boy's name off of smudged ink on his palm at this rate]
Yeah! That's me.
[He quirks a confused eyebrow in America's direction.
What he doesn't realize is, while he's not off-put by the other's appearance, he doesn't look like the kind of person who would make Simon Laurent feel anything strongly. To be fair, that's probably a good thing, considering that at the very least, there's no hatred or negative emotions here. Just teenage confusion. Simon steps inside, adjusting his left sleeve. Sure, he's secured a knife in there because he busted one of the holsters on in his belt parkouring or whatever (don't worry, it's sheathed), but he can't go on letting it get loose in there.]
Alfred, right?
What's up.
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Date: 2021-06-14 02:57 am (UTC)He's not hesitant to take one of Simon's hands and shake it. Simon might notice his handshake is firm and strong. ]
Hell yeah, that's me! Come on, let's sit down and talk for a bit!
[ And as quick as that hand went to shake Simon's hand, he's not letting go of his hands guiding him to the futon he has in the living room with quite the impressive television set up. It's a huge screen.
As for his attire, he's extremely casual. Just a nice fitting, blue shirt with Captain America's shield on it and some denims. ]
What do you like? Did you bring your book with you?
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Date: 2021-06-14 03:15 am (UTC)While he doesn't say anything in response at first, America will notice that Simon doesn't let go of the other's hand, instead gingerly squeezing back and allowing himself to be dragged.]
Huh?
Oh, wow, I... Totally forgot about it.
[a miracle]
Sorry.
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Date: 2021-06-14 03:27 am (UTC)He's also affection starved. ]
Haha, it's okay, bud. You'll just have to show me another time, buuuut--
You like all the stuff on my walls? I've spent, like, years collecting it all.
[ By years, he means years. There's a lot of antiques in here. He just had a hard time of letting things go sometime. ]