[It'd be a lie to say that Simon hadn't been eyeing the cute girl browsing the store at the time, as he's familiar with most of the regulars by now. He'd usually have gone over and given her his now well-rehearsed and overly chipper spiel, but when she walked into the store he found himself feeling shy, so all he uttered was a faint, "Welcome in!"
He had waved to her with the meekness of a grade-schooler. How embarrassing.
She finally comes to the checkout counter, and Simon offers her a smile as he rings her up. He finally takes a good look at the actual game she's buying, and perks up, a tad surprised.]
Oh, wow!
[Despite his love for violence, he's not one to play games that have too many jumpscares. Those are bad for his anxiety.]
This one's pretty spooky.
Is it for you, or...?
[A friend? A boyfriend?
She looks a little too cute to be playing these sorts of games, but.
[ if anyone is looking at Chihiro he's mostly doing his best to pretend it's not happening, otherwise he'll get way too nervous. But he can't help himself for wanting to come into a game shop! It's full of technology and nerdy things that he loves. And he had been hovering over the particular title in his hands for quite some time before he eventually came up to the counter and hands it over so he can pay.
Though he instantly begins to regret his decision... ]
Ah... I know. I-I think it might be too scary.
[ He will 100% cry about it. ]
But I've heard it's really something of a classic.
[ So he must endure?? Though he blushes, mild panic setting in about the fact he's about to be judged for buying video games for himself like a nerd. ]
Aha, I wouldn't have pegged ya for a horror gal, but hey! Everyone's got their secrets!
[As does he.]
I'm not here to judge. I'm more of a fantasy guy myself, though.
[Simon is the last person Chihiro will be receiving judgment from. Judging from his nasally voice, meek posture, and sadly unshaven face, he's one and the same if not even nerdier.]
If you're nervous about bein' in here, don't be. Girls come in and outta this place all the time.
[Most of them aren't nearly as cute, though. He'll keep that fact to himself.]
[ He sees but he does not perceive any problems outside of his own, don't worry. ]
I... I'm really not...
[ He doesn't know if he feels more like he's about to get buyer's remorse, or if he's just sad that he was found out that easily!! If he was a big strong scary dude, no one would have questioned him.
However, Simon bringing up fantasy is a nice distraction. ]
Oh, um- Do you have a favorite? I like sci-fi but fantasy is very interesting too..
[ He just looks awkward at the girls comment, but it's more guilt than anything. ]
I think I'd be nervous no matter what, actually ... d-don't worry about me.
[Oh no. Chihiro may clearly be someone who is trying to get out of a bad situation, but Simon has little to no social awareness and a habit of prattling on about things that he loves.]
Heck yeah! My favorite's the Dragons of Beaureguard series, followed by the Legend of the Zorconian Eye. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good ol' fashioned hero's quest.
[He chuckles. Why is he chuckling??? Does he actually feel confident? This is not allowed]
And hey, don't worry. It might be your first time in a store like this, but it can't be your first time steppin' outside, right?
[Simon hunches over the counter, mimicking a feigned whisper through hands that cup his mouth dramatically, like a speakerphone:]
[ But ... he's so glad to watch people gush about things they love. It's wholesome and good. ]
Ehehe, I haven't played those ones before. But hero quests are good too. You can save people, and get really strong!
[ He catches himself getting overly excited too, reeling it back a bit with a bright red blush. ]
S-sorry.
[ But also... oh. What. Is this guy being serious, is he okay, should Chihiro call for help— no! He's obviously joking about both going outside and hating it. ]
Mm, it's not my first time. I didn't get to go out a lot though when I was growing up. So now if I can ... I don't mind it.
[ Even if they're stuck in this jamjar place too I guess. ]
[Oh no. Chihiro is blushing, which causes Simon to blush as well-]
Huh? Oh, pfft, yeah! I was j-just...
[His eyes dart nervously away as he rubs the back of his neck in a sheepish manner. He can feel the heat beneath his fingers and curses himself in his mind.]
I was just joking. Just joshin' with ya! Haha...
[Panicked, he picks up the game and finally makes a move to scan it, though he has to ask-]
Just this one, right? You sure you don't wanna max out on our buy two, get one free deal? I'm pretty sure the sale is only on games that are rated M, though.
[The whole abduction and head shaving thing may not have been great, not one bit, especially for someone who had been through it all before, but in all honesty, Simon hasn't been doing so badly for himself so far.
He has secured an alliance between the few Displaced he trusts and, as much as he hates to admit it, it's nice to live in a house full of people who can carry a normal conversation and speak in full sentences. Not to mention, this is the first time in his life that not one but an entire group of people were willing to play Chambers and Centaurs, and since he was the only one who knew the rules, he got to lead.]
Hey, newbie!
[A barked command. Look who missed being in charge.]
When we're on expeditions like this, it's important to keep your eyes up and ears open. Keep your body movin'. One false step, and you'll be goin' so slow, the next thing y'know-
[Simon steps backwards and onto a branch, the crack sharp.]
Everyone'll have up and left without ya.
[The wind rustles through the leaves of the trees around them, and Simon hears another sound, followed the movement of a shadow-]
[ All things considered, Chihiro could probably be doing worse for himself, so there is that.
Just the fact that he was able to find a niche of people he could relate to is a blessing in and of itself though! He'd been new to the Chambers and Centaurs world, but completely willing to learn and do his best. He just ... well. He expected to fall behind a little, being small and weak as he is.
The barked command gets a very instant reaction from him which is to cower like a frightened animal, but he nods his head just as quickly. ]
Y-yes! I'm sorry!
[ He'll pick up the pace, he'll pull his weight! He doesn't want to be left behind ...
Though apparently these very passionate thoughts of his distract him enough not to notice that quickly moving shadow. He won't have enough time to get fully out of the way. So he does the next best (???) thing, and curls himself up into the smallest possible shape that he can. ]
[Simon panics. In all fairness, this kind of behavior isn't that unfamiliar to him. He's been on many an expedition with a rookie Apex member, all of whom are small children. While it's frustrating to travel with a person who seems to slow the whole team down, it is his duty as a more experienced, err, whatever the fuck to rescue the newbie.
He's lucky Chihiro is light enough to be picked up and carried, though nothing about the gesture is graceful at all. In the nick of time, Simon manages to drag the smaller boy out of the way by yanking his collar. He then throws the kid over his left shoulder like a sack of rusty potatoes.]
[The irony of Simon saying this is completely lost on him. He's not thinking, he's focusing on the threat at hand and trying to make his way back to safety.]
You've got a target on your chest and it glows! If they grab you they're gonna go after the rest of us too. Don't be stupid. Stop sayin' dumb stuff!
[Grace is the tender one. She is better with emotions, and usually, Simon is decent enough at keeping up a farce. He yells now, panting between breaths, eyes darting this way and that as he tries to scope out a safe hiding spot.
It doesn't seem as though they are being followed but he runs with all the and practice of someone who has done this before. A foot slides on an unsteady rock and Simon stumbles, though he catches himself before falling.
Shoulders heaving with each breath, he practically throws Chihiro down when they finally stop.]
[ Chihiro lands rather ungracefully (so if Simon gets a flash of the bloomers well that's his own problem). It hardly matters to him anyway, since he's busy cowering from how angry it sounds like Simon is. He's really gone and messed up hasn't he?
Of course what hurts the most is the affirmation that he's weak... ]
You're right... you're right. I'm just weak...
[ He hiccups, rubbing at his eyes. He's trying to stop because Simon ordered him to, but it's not working that well... ]
[At about 8:25 PM, sometime between Simon's shift at the virtual reality retailer and his evening workout, he sends Chihiro and unsolicited photo of one of his flexed biceps, which has gotten markedly bigger since the first time they met. Thankfully for everyone involved, he's still clad in his ratty grey tank top which seems to fit rather snugly as of late. Those might be his boxers, though, um... At least the bottom half of the image has been cut off.]
Well, wouldja look at that! All that time I spent slavin' away at the gym finally paid off.
[As confident as he sounds, Simon would deeply uncomfortable had this image reached the wrong person. Gym gain thirst shots are for Chihiro and Chihiro only.]
I guess practice really does make (almost) perfect hehe lol 👅
How's your night goin' so far? You still up for the campaign on Saturday? It'll be fun! I'm plannin' something extra spoopy. 👻
[Chihiro will receive a surprise image of Simon in what looks to be a changing room within the mall they both work at, clad in nothing but a red speedo. After almost a year of slaving tirelessly at the gym every single day, the poor, horrible boy is finally in search of a new swimsuit, as this will be the first time he doesn't wear a shirt straight into the pool. His face is the same color as the material that tiny piece of cloth is made out of, and unfortunately he is clutching his junk to save Chihiro's pure and unwashed eyeballs.]
It doesn't fit
[The only reason he is sending the image is because 1)this was one of the things that Chihiro had picked up when they went Big Manly Underpants shopping and 2)it would be easier than explaining wtf was going on.]
helP me PLEase i can't get out of it i thINK it's cutting off mY blOOd circULATION
[ Chihiro is blushing because his eyes go to the picture immediately and it's??? Simon??? With a speedo? And he's holding his junk?!?? Thank goodness he's not standing anywhere extremely public right now. But then he sees the text and instantly starts to panic. WAIT, it's not a booty call, Simon needs help? ]
Um!! Where are you? I could help, somehow...
[ He thinks? That's what Simon's asking right. Either way, he's sure they can figure this out before Simon dies of cut off circulation... ]
[It's a part of why he's stuck in this awful mess. He's so embarrassed, god, and he hopes that Chihiro will remember. Thankfully, the Super Highschool Level Programmer is the kind of person who has a great memory.]
[ He does remember, thankfully! One does not easily forget fun places you go with people you care about. Right??? ]
Okay, I'll be right there!
Um... don't faint.
[ And as soon as he sends the text he zooms off! When finally gets to the store's dressing room area, he's a little out of breath, but Simon might recognize his little feet as he cautiously kind of peeks at any legs he can see so he can figure out which one is Simon...
He'd announce himself, but what if people are around wondering what's up...
[Simon has been fumbling around for however long Chihiro has taken to get here, and in one of his pathetic attempts to get out of this vaguely triangular dick prison, the disgruntled teen has banged his elbow and knee on the wall a couple of times. Despite the persistent insistence from the female employees (for this very specifically engineered hentai situation) due to the noise, he has remained sequestered in this very space. It appears that so far, Simon has been guarding his manhood with all the fervor of someone who has decided to wait until his wedding night to bare it all.
Err, save for what's about to happen??? yee boi 🍆]
Psst! C-Chihiro!
[He peeks his head through the curtain, doing his best to cover himself. If he doesn't faint from the constriction of several major blood vessels (which yes, medically speaking, are very much in that particular region 💀), he could just pass out from sheer embarrassment. All that's visible for now is that yellow hair and perhaps some pale, slightly freckled shoulder, though there's a hint of relief on his face when he catches sight of Chihiro's signature choppy, layered bob.]
[ The female employees honestly probably know how to deal with this a lot better than Chihiro does, but for Simon's dignity, he will do his best.
He perks up when he hears Simon, and then turns to match his voice with his face popping out of the curtain. Alright, this was the easy part! Awesome.... now for the rest. ]
Ah, a-are you doing okay? I...ah...
[ Does he just go in there? The employees are definitely going to know...
But Simon's life is more important actually so nevermind. ]
Okay, I'm coming in there. [ Are you ready for him to push into the curtain, because here he goes. ]
[Simon whips around, doing his best to cover himself with one stupid hand, although his pathetic rat wang is all he's able hide. Despite the copious amount of time Simon spends at the gym and in the outskirts brawling with a varied assortment of cyberpunk hooligans, he has yet to feel confident in that pale, pasty skin of his. Chihiro will notice that his friend has made some considerable progress when it comes to filling out, sporting a broader set of shoulders and a more threatening pair of arms than when they first met. Sure, Simon may or may not have sent his fellow nerd a few posed snapshots of his so-called gains, but this is the first time that Chihiro (or anyone, for that matter) will be privy to all of them at once.]
So I-
[He inhales sharply, indicating that the combination of humiliation and the tightness of that accursed piece of fabric have made it difficult to breathe-]
Might've... Probably? Picked up the wrong size, hrgggh...
[Simon's nose and ears are the color of a cherry tomato, which can be attributed to the fact that he knows just how smart the other boy is. Of course he's gonna put two and two together as to why the blond suddenly got so curious about trying this stupid thing (thong??) on, especially since it was exactly the kind of piece Chihiro picked up the last time they went shopping for more comfortable (and manly) undergarments for the smaller boy.]
I would like to offer you the humblest of my apologies for this extremely sticky situation.
In exchange for your assistance, if you are indeed, uh, down-
[He coughs, clearing his throat. Oops, the bulge is probably moving, gomen chihiro, gomen merry!!! hello satan]
[ Chihiro doesn't mind the pale skin so much, but he's definitely noticed the appearance of muscles filling out! At least, he's pretty sure it's actually impossible for himself to gain any bulk, but it's definitely working for Simon. Not that he stares too much or anything... probably...
Except for right now, when he's trying to stare at anything but Simon's crotch. Especially if it's ... moving!? ]
Simon-kun! [ His voice is both exasperated and chiding. ] It's completely the wrong size! Y-you can't even breathe properly...
[ Damn what must it be like to be capable of getting something way too small..... ]
D-don't worry about paying me back or anything. I'd rather you be safe and comfortable first...
[ So yes. He's apparently "down" to assist. (Makes the sign of the cross over myself) ]
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Date: 2021-02-23 07:20 am (UTC)He had waved to her with the meekness of a grade-schooler. How embarrassing.
She finally comes to the checkout counter, and Simon offers her a smile as he rings her up. He finally takes a good look at the actual game she's buying, and perks up, a tad surprised.]
Oh, wow!
[Despite his love for violence, he's not one to play games that have too many jumpscares. Those are bad for his anxiety.]
This one's pretty spooky.
Is it for you, or...?
[A friend?
A boyfriend?She looks a little too cute to be playing these sorts of games, but.
Simon isn't who he appears to be either.]
ignore my icons for now ALWKJFJ
Date: 2021-03-02 05:23 am (UTC)Though he instantly begins to regret his decision... ]
Ah... I know. I-I think it might be too scary.
[ He will 100% cry about it. ]
But I've heard it's really something of a classic.
[ So he must endure?? Though he blushes, mild panic setting in about the fact he's about to be judged for buying video games for himself like a nerd. ]
It ... it is for me though.
plz ignore my thirst and think about ur HEALTH merry
Date: 2021-03-02 05:52 am (UTC)[chihiro
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Aha, I wouldn't have pegged ya for a horror gal, but hey! Everyone's got their secrets!
[As does he.]
I'm not here to judge. I'm more of a fantasy guy myself, though.
[Simon is the last person Chihiro will be receiving judgment from. Judging from his nasally voice, meek posture, and sadly unshaven face, he's one and the same if not even nerdier.]
If you're nervous about bein' in here, don't be. Girls come in and outta this place all the time.
[Most of them aren't nearly as cute, though. He'll keep that fact to himself.]
IT'S FINE ICKI
Date: 2021-03-04 12:18 am (UTC)I... I'm really not...
[ He doesn't know if he feels more like he's about to get buyer's remorse, or if he's just sad that he was found out that easily!! If he was a big strong scary dude, no one would have questioned him.
However, Simon bringing up fantasy is a nice distraction. ]
Oh, um- Do you have a favorite? I like sci-fi but fantasy is very interesting too..
[ He just looks awkward at the girls comment, but it's more guilt than anything. ]
I think I'd be nervous no matter what, actually ... d-don't worry about me.
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Date: 2021-03-04 02:38 am (UTC)Heck yeah! My favorite's the Dragons of Beaureguard series, followed by the Legend of the Zorconian Eye. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good ol' fashioned hero's quest.
[He chuckles. Why is he chuckling??? Does he actually feel confident? This is not allowed]
And hey, don't worry. It might be your first time in a store like this, but it can't be your first time steppin' outside, right?
[Simon hunches over the counter, mimicking a feigned whisper through hands that cup his mouth dramatically, like a speakerphone:]
Because it's totally mine.
And boy! Do I hate it here.
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Date: 2021-03-05 06:00 am (UTC)Ehehe, I haven't played those ones before. But hero quests are good too. You can save people, and get really strong!
[ He catches himself getting overly excited too, reeling it back a bit with a bright red blush. ]
S-sorry.
[ But also... oh. What. Is this guy being serious, is he okay, should Chihiro call for help— no! He's obviously joking about both going outside and hating it. ]
Mm, it's not my first time. I didn't get to go out a lot though when I was growing up. So now if I can ... I don't mind it.
[ Even if they're stuck in this jamjar place too I guess. ]
Um... are you alright though?
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Date: 2021-03-05 06:12 am (UTC)Huh? Oh, pfft, yeah! I was j-just...
[His eyes dart nervously away as he rubs the back of his neck in a sheepish manner. He can feel the heat beneath his fingers and curses himself in his mind.]
I was just joking. Just joshin' with ya! Haha...
[Panicked, he picks up the game and finally makes a move to scan it, though he has to ask-]
Just this one, right? You sure you don't wanna max out on our buy two, get one free deal? I'm pretty sure the sale is only on games that are rated M, though.
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Date: 2021-03-07 12:47 am (UTC)Oh...ehehe. O-of course! Well I'm glad you're okay.
[ He doesn't even know you but he's concerned about you. ]
Well, I honestly don't know if I'll even get the courage to play this one ... if they're all scary like this, I probably shouldn't buy them.
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Date: 2021-02-24 09:26 pm (UTC)He has secured an alliance between the few Displaced he trusts and, as much as he hates to admit it, it's nice to live in a house full of people who can carry a normal conversation and speak in full sentences. Not to mention, this is the first time in his life that not one but an entire group of people were willing to play Chambers and Centaurs, and since he was the only one who knew the rules, he got to lead.]
Hey, newbie!
[A barked command. Look who missed being in charge.]
When we're on expeditions like this, it's important to keep your eyes up and ears open. Keep your body movin'. One false step, and you'll be goin' so slow, the next thing y'know-
[Simon steps backwards and onto a branch, the crack sharp.]
Everyone'll have up and left without ya.
[The wind rustles through the leaves of the trees around them, and Simon hears another sound, followed the movement of a shadow-]
LOOK OUT!
it does now that's all that matters
Date: 2021-03-04 12:15 am (UTC)Just the fact that he was able to find a niche of people he could relate to is a blessing in and of itself though! He'd been new to the Chambers and Centaurs world, but completely willing to learn and do his best. He just ... well. He expected to fall behind a little, being small and weak as he is.
The barked command gets a very instant reaction from him which is to cower like a frightened animal, but he nods his head just as quickly. ]
Y-yes! I'm sorry!
[ He'll pick up the pace, he'll pull his weight! He doesn't want to be left behind ...
Though apparently these very passionate thoughts of his distract him enough not to notice that quickly moving shadow. He won't have enough time to get fully out of the way. So he does the next best (???) thing, and curls himself up into the smallest possible shape that he can. ]
Kyaa!
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Date: 2021-03-04 06:09 am (UTC)[Simon panics. In all fairness, this kind of behavior isn't that unfamiliar to him. He's been on many an expedition with a rookie Apex member, all of whom are small children. While it's frustrating to travel with a person who seems to slow the whole team down, it is his duty as a more experienced, err, whatever the fuck to rescue the newbie.
He's lucky Chihiro is light enough to be picked up and carried, though nothing about the gesture is graceful at all. In the nick of time, Simon manages to drag the smaller boy out of the way by yanking his collar. He then throws the kid over his left shoulder like a sack of rusty potatoes.]
Were you trying to die? Geez.
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Date: 2021-03-05 06:04 am (UTC)It could be worse.
But he still yells in surprise as he's carted away. At least he's so distracted by this he can't cry about being yelled at yet.... ]
I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to get in the way. I was just ... I'm not very good at this, I know. If you w-want me to leave ....
[ For some reason he's not like in a hurry to protest about being carried away though. Chihiro pls.... your dignity ]
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Date: 2021-03-05 06:17 am (UTC)Why on Earth would I ever want to leave you?
[The irony of Simon saying this is completely lost on him. He's not thinking, he's focusing on the threat at hand and trying to make his way back to safety.]
You've got a target on your chest and it glows! If they grab you they're gonna go after the rest of us too. Don't be stupid. Stop sayin' dumb stuff!
[Simon. Simon, you literally just said...
Anyway.]
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Date: 2021-03-07 01:21 am (UTC)I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm just useless! I shouldn't be here...
[ More "sorries" follow, though they're more muffled and like a mantra than anything else. ]
Uuu....
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Date: 2021-03-07 02:25 am (UTC)[Grace is the tender one. She is better with emotions, and usually, Simon is decent enough at keeping up a farce. He yells now, panting between breaths, eyes darting this way and that as he tries to scope out a safe hiding spot.
It doesn't seem as though they are being followed but he runs with all the and practice of someone who has done this before. A foot slides on an unsteady rock and Simon stumbles, though he catches himself before falling.
Shoulders heaving with each breath, he practically throws Chihiro down when they finally stop.]
Stop crying. Crying won't do you any good.
It only makes you seem weak.
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Date: 2021-03-07 05:38 am (UTC)Of course what hurts the most is the affirmation that he's weak... ]
You're right... you're right. I'm just weak...
[ He hiccups, rubbing at his eyes. He's trying to stop because Simon ordered him to, but it's not working that well... ]
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it—
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Date: 2021-05-28 02:18 am (UTC)Well, wouldja look at that! All that time I spent slavin' away at the gym finally paid off.
[As confident as he sounds, Simon would deeply uncomfortable had this image reached the wrong person. Gym gain thirst shots are for Chihiro and Chihiro only.]
I guess practice really does make (almost) perfect hehe lol 👅
How's your night goin' so far? You still up for the campaign on Saturday? It'll be fun! I'm plannin' something extra spoopy. 👻
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Date: 2021-05-28 03:08 am (UTC)[Chihiro will receive a surprise image of Simon in what looks to be a changing room within the mall they both work at, clad in nothing but a red speedo. After almost a year of slaving tirelessly at the gym every single day, the poor, horrible boy is finally in search of a new swimsuit, as this will be the first time he doesn't wear a shirt straight into the pool. His face is the same color as the material that tiny piece of cloth is made out of, and unfortunately he is clutching his junk to save Chihiro's pure and unwashed eyeballs.]
It doesn't fit
[The only reason he is sending the image is because 1)this was one of the things that Chihiro had picked up when they went Big Manly Underpants shopping and 2)it would be easier than explaining wtf was going on.]
helP me PLEase i can't get out of it i thINK it's cutting off mY blOOd circULATION
when u finally tag and then ur computer restarts and eat it
Date: 2021-06-14 02:41 am (UTC)Um!! Where are you? I could help, somehow...
[ He thinks? That's what Simon's asking right. Either way, he's sure they can figure this out before Simon dies of cut off circulation... ]
ofc this was the tag it canned. the computer knew it was cursed
Date: 2021-06-14 03:18 am (UTC)The last one we went to together?
[It's a part of why he's stuck in this awful mess. He's so embarrassed, god, and he hopes that Chihiro will remember. Thankfully, the Super Highschool Level Programmer is the kind of person who has a great memory.]
Thanks a ton.
I owe ya one.
it tried to stop me but im too strong
Date: 2021-06-16 02:38 am (UTC)Okay, I'll be right there!
Um... don't faint.
[ And as soon as he sends the text he zooms off! When finally gets to the store's dressing room area, he's a little out of breath, but Simon might recognize his little feet as he cautiously kind of peeks at any legs he can see so he can figure out which one is Simon...
He'd announce himself, but what if people are around wondering what's up...
He'll just whisper instead. ]
Simon-kun...
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Date: 2021-06-16 05:33 am (UTC)[Simon has been fumbling around for however long Chihiro has taken to get here, and in one of his pathetic attempts to get out of this vaguely triangular dick prison, the disgruntled teen has banged his elbow and knee on the wall a couple of times. Despite the persistent insistence from the female employees
(for this very specifically engineered hentai situation)due to the noise, he has remained sequestered in this very space. It appears that so far, Simon has been guarding his manhood with all the fervor of someone who has decided to wait until his wedding night to bare it all.Err, save for what's about to happen??? yee boi 🍆]
Psst! C-Chihiro!
[He peeks his head through the curtain, doing his best to cover himself. If he doesn't faint from the constriction of several major blood vessels (which yes, medically speaking, are very much in that particular region 💀), he could just pass out from sheer embarrassment. All that's visible for now is that yellow hair and perhaps some pale, slightly freckled shoulder, though there's a hint of relief on his face when he catches sight of Chihiro's signature choppy, layered bob.]
Over here...
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Date: 2021-06-19 02:34 am (UTC)He perks up when he hears Simon, and then turns to match his voice with his face popping out of the curtain. Alright, this was the easy part! Awesome.... now for the rest. ]
Ah, a-are you doing okay? I...ah...
[ Does he just go in there? The employees are definitely going to know...
But Simon's life is more important actually so nevermind. ]
Okay, I'm coming in there. [ Are you ready for him to push into the curtain, because here he goes. ]
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Date: 2021-06-19 04:23 am (UTC)[Simon whips around, doing his best to cover himself with one stupid hand, although his pathetic rat wang is all he's able hide. Despite the copious amount of time Simon spends at the gym and in the outskirts brawling with a varied assortment of cyberpunk hooligans, he has yet to feel confident in that pale, pasty skin of his. Chihiro will notice that his friend has made some considerable progress when it comes to filling out, sporting a broader set of shoulders and a more threatening pair of arms than when they first met. Sure, Simon may or may not have sent his fellow nerd a few posed snapshots of his so-called gains, but this is the first time that Chihiro (or anyone, for that matter) will be privy to all of them at once.]
So I-
[He inhales sharply, indicating that the combination of humiliation and the tightness of that accursed piece of fabric have made it difficult to breathe-]
Might've... Probably? Picked up the wrong size, hrgggh...
[Simon's nose and ears are the color of a cherry tomato, which can be attributed to the fact that he knows just how smart the other boy is. Of course he's gonna put two and two together as to why the blond suddenly got so curious about trying this stupid thing (thong??) on, especially since it was exactly the kind of piece Chihiro picked up the last time they went shopping for more comfortable (and manly) undergarments for the smaller boy.]
I would like to offer you the humblest of my apologies for this extremely sticky situation.
In exchange for your assistance, if you are indeed, uh, down-
[He coughs, clearing his throat. Oops, the bulge is probably moving, gomen chihiro, gomen merry!!! hello satan]
Dinner's on me. A-and, maybe breakfast, too...
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Date: 2021-06-26 01:35 am (UTC)Except for right now, when he's trying to stare at anything but Simon's crotch. Especially if it's ... moving!? ]
Simon-kun! [ His voice is both exasperated and chiding. ] It's completely the wrong size! Y-you can't even breathe properly...
[ Damn what must it be like to be capable of getting something way too small..... ]
D-don't worry about paying me back or anything. I'd rather you be safe and comfortable first...
[ So yes. He's apparently "down" to assist. (Makes the sign of the cross over myself) ]
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